To be, or not to be, That is the question ! (Really ?)

WARNING ! : Due to the rough week our country has suffered, the following is my attempt at humor. Think this is bad ?, come listen to me sing Karaoke !

You are probably asking yourself, If not now you will be at the end at this post, How did Politics & Astrology get mixed up in the same Blog.

Here's how !

I was watching the news one day this past week, and I was hit with a cosmic bombshell. I wasn't a SCORPIO anymore ! OK, the Zodiac is a form of entertainment to me, but I admit, sometimes I take it a little bit too far.

I was born in the first week of November, If you want the exact date, the FBI or CIA would be glad to provide you with that information.

Anyway, back to the SCORPIO thing. This presented a few problems to me. First and foremost , I have this very artistic Scorpion Tattoo on my left Bicep. I am quite proud of it. Proud enough that ten years ago when I started my very amateur karaoke career, I stage named myself "SCORPIO". To this day there are people that still don't know my real name.

THAT'S FUNNY !

First I'll give you the new list of names & dates, to bring you up to date :

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.


Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.

Pisces: March 11-April 18.

Aries: April 18-May 13.

Taurus: May 13-June 21.

Gemini: June 21-July 20.

Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.

Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.

Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.

Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.

Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. (Yep, this one is new — read all about the Ophiuchus way of life here)

Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

OK, needless to say I was somewhat upset to find out I wasn't a Scorpio anymore. We Scorpions do have so very many sought after qualities, If you know what I mean.

So now I had to set out on a quest to find out where and why this crazy idea started.

 I don't need or want Julian Assange's fame or for that matter his troubles, but it's time I dimed out our Federal Government. This is bigger than Area 51 in Nevada.

Through my sources, which will remain nameless,"Ophiuchus" was developed to give the Democrats an edge in Politics that would never end. from what I have learned, this conspiracy has been around since the Carter Administration, who would of thought.

By juggling the birthdays of the Democrats under the new calander, the Dems, The Feds and their super computers figured this out in aprox.35 years, I'M IMPRESSED !

Word also has it there is a Top Secret meeting at the White House this week to make sure everyone's birthday's in Congress line up correctly, if not, you get a new birthday!

This still doesn't solve the problem that I am now a Libra, not a Scorpio and that upsets me.

If the Federal Government can learn anything from this, think before you start messing with things (like Healthcare.)

I hope everyone got a laugh out of this, last week was a tough week ln our Country. I just wanted to make a few people laugh !

Yours in Liberty,

Bob Yeager